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WWF No
Way Out 2001 Review
(by Justin Lee)
Not much of an
introduction of this is needed really, since the pay per
view was only three weeks ago. And no, just in case you
were wondering, this is not going to be a habit. In fact,
I'll probably lapse into reviewing the oldest tapes I can
find in order to compensate for this recent stuff. Here
we go:
1) Hardcore Title
Clusterfuck: Raven (champ) vs The Big Show
Thing starts as a singles match, with Raven trying to be
decent, and the Big Show totally sucking, and then a
whole bunch of people show up. Billy Gunn shows up and
pins Raven for the title. Then Bob Holly and Steve
Blackman start attacking him. Raven pins the knocked out
Gunn to regain the title. Raven then takes a chokeslam
onto a garbage can from the Big Show to sort of end the
match and give Paul Wight the hardcore title. This match
was not a good match.
3/4 *
2) Four Way Dance For The Intercontinental Title: Chris
Jericho (champ) vs Chris Benoit vs Eddy Guererro vs X-Pac
No way in hell I'm doing play by play for this one. I'd
go nuts trying to cover everything from all four guys.
Personally, I like four way matches better than three way
matches most times, because there's always two pairs of
guys to go at it. This match is pretty much just a total
Radicals beatdown, as Eddy and Benoit have a huge
advantage. Jericho plays the role of the champ who gets
beat down and heroically tries to work against the odds.
X-Pac is just the "other guy", who gets to eat
the finishers of the other three. Early on, X-Pac gets
both the crossface and the frogsplash. The real gold in
this match is Eddy vs Benoit, as its a refreshing matchup
and they're the two best wrestlers in the promotion. Eddy
has Benoit almost beat too... BACKDROP DRIVER! Wow, so I
guess we can add to the list of people in the WWF who
will take that move to 2 (Benoit and Essa Rios). Benoit
comes back and gives Eddy a BIG superplex for the double
knockout, and, well, fuck the other 2 guys, whatever
their names are. After Benoit vs Eddy we get Benoit vs
Jericho, which is good, but dammit, we've seen it before.
Stiff chops, close falls, the usual exciting stuff, but
its hackneyed dammit. Ah, who am I kidding, I still love
this stuff no matter how many times I see it! Jericho
gets the liontamer on everyone, but Justin Credible
distracts him and Benoit catches his ass with a DRAGON
SUPLEX! Whoo! Now its nearfall fest 2001, as everyone is
trying to pin everyone. Wait a minute, I'm doing play by
play, aren't I? Eh, old habits die hard. Benoit has a
chance to hit the backdrop driver on Eddy, but just uses
a regular backdrop suplex instead. That's nice of him.
Benoit then hits the diving headbutt on Eddy, gets
superkicked by X-Pac, and X-Pac gets rolled up by Jericho
for the Y2J win. This is good stuff. I would give it a
higher score, but a) It could have been 10 minutes longer
easily, b) There could have been a bigger multitude of
suplexes and c) X-Pac wasn't terribly amazing, although
he was the night after this show.
**** 1/4
3) Trish Stratus vs Stephanie McMahon
These two don't know much, but what they do know they
work into this match quite well. Also, there are some
pretty stiff strikes in this match, as Stephanie's
punches and Trish's kicks are rather strong. Trish does a
good stunner over the ropes and a Raven-esque ddt, but
Stephanie really shocks the crap out of me by pulling out
an ICONOCLASM! Whoo! I know Vince doesn't watch much
wrestling outside of his own promotion, but Shane and
Stephanie certainly do. Stephanie's powerbomb isn't too
great, but its still better than Sable's. In the end,
both girls knock each other out and Steve Regal comes
out, pulls the ref's feet from under him, and puts Trish
on Stephanie. The ref counts to 2, and then Regal changes
his mind and saves her by putting her leg on the ropes.
He then gives Trish the armbar neckbreaker and Steph
gets the 1-2-3. One of the best American women's matches
in a good long while.
** 3/4
4) Best of 3 Falls: Hunter Hearst Helmsley vs Steve
Austin Early in the first fall, Austin hits a single arm
ddt on HHH, and starts working on the arm like a madman.
Uh oh, that means Hunter has to sell it for the next 30
minutes. I wonder if he can. HHH fights back by working
on Austin's neck, and now, unlike during the second RAW
match between Austin and Angle, the annoncers actually
recognize the injury he's had before. Next, HHH works on
Austin's other botched body part, the knee. Austin sells
the knee like a champ, and it should be noted that HHH is
still selling his arm very subtlely. Nice touch. Figure
four leg lock! Whoo! I love this old school "work on
a body part" mentality. Its also amazing that the
crowd buys this stuff, when they're usually ignorant to
anything of the sort. HHH works on the knee a bit more,
and then Austin comes back. He hits his usual offense,
but HHH counters a stunner attempt with a neckbreaker.
They split a pair of near-fall rollups, HHH kicks Austin
in the nuts, comes off the top rope, and Austin catches
him with a stunner for the first fall win. Austin starts
off the second fall, the streetfight fall, with a pair of
suplexes onto the ramp, which hurts HHH's lower back,
which sets up Austin's nonexistant lower back finisher.
Oh well, so much for psychology. Then, we move towards
the annoucer's table for the usual stuff around there.
Austin throws a bunch of chairs into the ring and then
the fight goes into the stands. Back in the ring, Austin
destroys HHH with chairshots all over the body. Its
pretty sadistic. Austin especially makes a note to go
after HHH's knee, because, as we all know, almost all of
HHH's moves involve his knee. Austin pulls a
rubber-tipped barbed wire stick out of nowhere and HHH
uses it on him. Austin dives under the announcer's table
and blades. I hate fake
barbed wire. Doesn't anyone have balls anymore? HHH
remembers that this is a pay per view match, so he goes
for his trademark pedigree through the announcer's table.
Austin reverses it into a backdrop, and HHH flies over
and through the Spanish table. Ohh, swerve! Austin
attacks HHH a bit, and then we get back in the ring,
where HHH nails Austin with the ring bell for 2. HHH hits
a neckbreaker onto a chair for another 2. And another 2.
And another 2. Shit, HHH, do a move before you try
another pin! Only Flair can get away with doing that!
Backdrop suplex onto a chair gets 2. Normally, I'd be
excited as to what will eventually put Austin away, but
its obvious that the pedigree will do it. HHH tries just
that, but Austin backdrops him over the top rope onto the
outside mat. Nice spot. Austin drills HHH with a
chairshot "right between his evil eyes" (Jim
Ross). That quotes is funny. At this point HHH starts
bleeding too. Austin throws the ring steps at him too,
but once he puts the steps down, HHH hits a drop toehold
on Austin, sending the bald man face first into the
steps. HHH pulls the sledgehammer out of what seems to be
Jim Ross's ass and tries to hit Austin, but Stone Cold
fights off the attack and back in the ring we go. Austin
tries for a stunner, but HHH throws him off and nails him
with the hammer. A pedigree finishes the second fall.
HHH is still in control at the start of the third fall,
which is a cage match. Austin gets tossed into the cage a
couple times and is pretty much dead. HHH grabs the
barbed wire stick, which was conveniently left in the
ring, and rakes it over Austin's face. Austin fights HHH
off with a chair, and is surprisingly enough not bleeding
any more than he used to be. Shit, what is the fucking
point of the barbed wire if it isn't going to be real?
Shit like that exposes the business. Austin uses the
barbed wire on HHH's head for a 2 count. More wire to the
face. HHH comes back with a ddt out of nowhere onto a
chair. A delayed cover gets 2. Both make it to their feet
and Austin charges at HHH with a flurry of punches,
resulting in HHH doing something very similar to the
Flair fall, although HHH's version is less cartoonish.
HHH tries to climb out of the cage, and Austin gives
chase. The two fight on the top rope, and HHH crotches
Austin. Austin gets right back up and throws HHH off the
rope for a 2 count. Austin tries a stunner, but HHH
blocks and hits a pedigree for 2. HHH hits a chairshot on
Austin's head and tries another pedigree, but Austin
pulls his legs from under him and slingshots him into the
cage. Stunner! Austin covers for a 2 count. I like this
whole "both guys kick out of each other's
finishers" bit. It adds to the drama of the match.
HHH grabs the sledgehammer, Austin grabs the barbed wire
stick, and they both hit each other at the same time.
Austin falls down while HHH staggers, and then HHH falls
on top for the win. Overall, a great match, especially
the brilliant first fall, but the fake barbed wire pisses
me off, and I didn't love the 2nd and 3rd falls, although
they certainly didn't suck. Memorable, but not perfect.
The match that will really hit perfection between these
two would be an ironman match, as it would just be the
first fall extended into 60 minutes. **** 1/2
5) Stevie Richards (with Ivory) vs Jerry Lawler (with The
Kat)
I guess this turned out to be "loser leaves the
WWF"... Lawler dominates the entire match with
fairly basic offense. Richards makes short-lived
comebacks with equally basic moves. Richards goes to grab
a chair, and Lawler blocks the shot and hits 2 ddts.
Ivory interferes, but Lawler still dominates. The Kat
picks up Ivory's women's title to hit Richards, but
Stevie ducks and she knocks out Lawler instead. 1-2-3.
Richards wins. *
6) Tag Team Championship Table Match: The Dudley Boys
(champions) vs Edge/Christian vs The Undertaker/Kane UT
and Kane toss the Dudleys off the rampway even before the
match really starts, so the beginning is just UT and Kane
beating up Edge and Christian around the ring in a fairly
lame brawl. When something cool is about to happen, that
being UT and Kane powerbombing E&C through a table,
the Dudleys come back, laying out both big guys with
chairshots to the head. Finally in the ring, Edge and
Christian come back and work on the Dudleys. E&C miss
the con-chair-to on Buh Buh, leading to a Dudley comeback
and a wassup drop on Edge. D-Von goes to get a table, but
UT and Kane suddenly get up and destroy him. In the ring,
Christian hits the Tomikaze on Buh Buh to take him out.
Back to a E&C vs Dudleys match. Damn, does this thing
ever get to a point where all teams are involved? UT and
Kane both hit powerslams on E&C, and then hit stereo
top rope clotheslines. They then go to get tables, and
the Dudleys come back into the action, while E&C
takes a break. Finally, all three teams get into the
match, but they are just teaming up to take out the big
dead guys. Cue end sequence. The Dudleys set up a table
to put Christian through, but UT knocks them out of the
way and tries to chokeslam Christian through it, but Edge
breaks it up. UT and Kane hit stereo chokeslams on both
E&C and the Dudleys, then try to powerbomb E&C
through two tables, but Haku and Fatu show up and the
ref... has no problem with this. What the fuck? Anyway,
the big dead guys and the Headshrinkers 2001 brawl to the
back. Back in, Edge tries to spear Buh Buh through a
table, but a) Buh Buh moves, and b) the table doesn't
break. Ouch. 3D on Christian through a table finishes to
retain.
* 3/4
7) WWF World Title match: Kurt Angle (champion) vs The
Rock Match starts off going back and forth between Angle
and Rocky, with both dealing some impressive offense.
Angle settles into some form of domination, beating Rocky
into a corner. Rocky tries to fight back and comes off
the ropes to hit a clothesline, but Angle uses a drop
toehold into an ankle lock submission. Rocky reaches the
ropes, and back up Angle hits two belly to belly suplexes
before Rocky counters with his own (even though it hardly
looks like a suplex). Angle still continues to dominate,
but Rocky comes back with a flying axe bomber and goes
for the sharpshooter, with Angle able to reach the ropes.
Rock hits a Samoan drop for 2. Angle comes back with a
backdrop suplex (being such a pussy, Rocky covers his
neck for protection). Angle climbs the top rope, but
Rocky gets up and crotches him. Rocky lays in a few
punches to the chin, and hits a 2nd rope superplex for 2.
The Rock tries to throw Angle against the ropes, but
Angle reverses and throws him out of the ring. Rock
"hurts" his knee and starts selling it. Angle
rolls Rocky back in, and the Rock suddenly fights back by
kicking angle (with the "hurt" leg no less...
so much for psychology) and ddting him. Then Paul Wight
shows up for no reason and chokeslams the ref, then
Angle, then Rocky. The marks boo. The smart marks boo. If
dogs could talk, they'd boo too. And now you're probably
booing that horrible joke. Uh, back to the match. Angle
goes to cover Rocky, but the ref is DEAD. By the time the
replacement, Earl Hebner, comes in, The Rock can kick out
at 2. The biggest babyface in the promotion, The Rock,
then grabs the world title belt and knocks out Angle
(Hebner is checking up on the original ref all the while,
conveniently enough) for a 2 count. Angle recovers, pulls
Rocky's leg from under him, and does a Shamrock-esque
"snap" and puts Rocky in the ankle lock. Rocky
reaches the ropes, and fights back, but Angle fires in a
few shots of his own, causing The Rock to reel back, and
have his bad leg buckle from under him. Good job Rocky!
That made sense! Rock stands back up and gets in the
spinebuster. People's elbow gets 2. Rocky gets Angle in
the corner, but Angle kicks Rocky in the nuts and pulls
away the turnbuckle pad. Rocky tries for a Rock bottom,
but Angle sends him into the exposed turnbuckle...
OLYMPIC SLAM! 1......2.....nope. Rock fights back and
beats Angle into a corner, does the "spit in the
hand and punch the guy" bit, but Angle kicks Rocky's
leg from under him. Rocky quickly comes back and rams
Angle into the exposed turnbuckle, hits one rock bottom
for 2 (actually 3, but Hebner fucked up), and a second
one to finish, which is actually a cooler finish. Cool
match, but screwy stuff and a short length hurt it. ***
3/4
END OF SHOW
In conclusion, get a copy of this ppv. Its quite worth
it.
Email me at GnXn282@aol.com. Feel free to make requests.
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